PHUBBER

Someone who is constantly on their phone. Phone + snubber. You have met one. You are probably holding one.

Dinner, dates, funerals, the gym. The room is talking and the phubber is three apps deep, nodding at nothing.

The weekly report comes in every Sunday. The phubber swipes it away without reading it, then checks the chart again.

First thing in the morning, last thing at night, and every red light in between. The phone never leaves the hand.

Look up from this page for a second. You won't. Neither will anyone else reading it.

Phantom. Fund it with SOL.

Hit the button. Only this address.

Jupiter or pump.fun. Done.